"So we're in this bar and I'm talking to this girl. She's really into me and I'm telling her all the things I'm thinking of doing to her and the night is looking good, when this rhino of  a man comes at me ready to spear me with his horn, which now I'm seeing the sexual tension in that comparison and wish I had gone with gorilla and ripping my head off, so this guy has clearly got a problem with me."
"I don't think he liked how you were talking to his girlfriend." Colin supplied
"Or the way she was responding to it." Tech added
"Well how was I to know she had a boyfriend in hearing distance or that he spoke Swedish?"
"She introduced him as her boyfriend." Colin again.
"And we were in Sweden." Tech helped